embarrassing pictures
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Not dressed in erm, a dress but this is one photo which I wasn't too happy about...
After a long night in a karaoke bar where my best mate and I used to haunt (knew the manager = free bar) I used to prop up the bar whilst my mate sang Westlife or Gareth Gates songs, with the odd Will Young hit thrown in.
There was an older and a younger woman attempting to communicate with me. Anyway, it was the older one's birthday and she was sozzled. The younger one was the daughter. Come 3am the mother had vanished off home, and it was my turn to drive.
Best mate thought it was a good idea that we made sure daughter got home. Fair enough, we were good boys and if he was feeling lucky who was I to stop him. She didn't look that bad in the orangey greeny light.
Soooo, I ask where she lives and mate says we'll go to his... cushty, off we go. When we get to his he jumps out of the car, slams the door in her face and runs into his house and locks the door. Poo...
So to cut a long story short I got stuck with her, then couldn't get rid the next day either - when I'd discovered her true hair colour in thecold and unflattering natural light of day. I had to recruit 3 big blokes from uni to pile into my car and pretend we had to go to Newcastle for an experiment to get her out.
Just when I thought I'd body swerved her, we bumped into her the following week and best mate thought it was essential that my latest 'conquest' (ewwww - no, never) was photographed with me. I also discovered that she was the one who'd 'accidently' embelished the story she told pretty much the whole of Aberdeen. Grr.
After a long night in a karaoke bar where my best mate and I used to haunt (knew the manager = free bar) I used to prop up the bar whilst my mate sang Westlife or Gareth Gates songs, with the odd Will Young hit thrown in.
There was an older and a younger woman attempting to communicate with me. Anyway, it was the older one's birthday and she was sozzled. The younger one was the daughter. Come 3am the mother had vanished off home, and it was my turn to drive.
Best mate thought it was a good idea that we made sure daughter got home. Fair enough, we were good boys and if he was feeling lucky who was I to stop him. She didn't look that bad in the orangey greeny light.
Soooo, I ask where she lives and mate says we'll go to his... cushty, off we go. When we get to his he jumps out of the car, slams the door in her face and runs into his house and locks the door. Poo...
So to cut a long story short I got stuck with her, then couldn't get rid the next day either - when I'd discovered her true hair colour in thecold and unflattering natural light of day. I had to recruit 3 big blokes from uni to pile into my car and pretend we had to go to Newcastle for an experiment to get her out.
Just when I thought I'd body swerved her, we bumped into her the following week and best mate thought it was essential that my latest 'conquest' (ewwww - no, never) was photographed with me. I also discovered that she was the one who'd 'accidently' embelished the story she told pretty much the whole of Aberdeen. Grr.
And this is the bugger responsible - the short one on the right 
I cringe that I used to wear that jacket now...
The bloke on the other side is Ross, career bar manager. This two are responsible for taking years off my life
I cringe that I used to wear that jacket now...
The bloke on the other side is Ross, career bar manager. This two are responsible for taking years off my life
Haha, that photo was taken when almost 8 years ago Paul.
Incidently, I still have a full head of hair but it's fairly grey now, and I get Gill to cut it with clippers and a No.2 blade to save me from going through all that nausea of describing what I want to a hairdresser and explaining why I'm not going on holiday next week.
Incidently, I still have a full head of hair but it's fairly grey now, and I get Gill to cut it with clippers and a No.2 blade to save me from going through all that nausea of describing what I want to a hairdresser and explaining why I'm not going on holiday next week.
This was me at my mates stag doo after drinking a pint from the top shelf, couldn't move a muscle lol
This was me at my mates stag doo after drinking a pint from the top shelf, couldn't move a muscle lol
Can you get it any bigger Paul?? I thought it was a thumb nail but obviously not as it won't enlarge when clicked and I can't see bugger all
Can you get it any bigger Paul?? I thought it was a thumb nail but obviously not as it won't enlarge when clicked and I can't see bugger all
I doubt he could at the time either
and here is a pic of my mate Mark who gets married on thursday and has banned me from showing this pic to his wife lol he actually went to sleep standing up in a nightclub
Ok, my turn. This first one was taken back when it was acceptable, nay encouraged to have your sweater tucked into your jeans. I'm on the left, my mate Kev on the right - I think this was Scarborough, but I'm afraid I was ver, ver drunk;
And this was performing at the Stockton Riverside Festival a good few years back. It was just before we went on and was the biggest crowd I'd ever performed in front of. Needless to say and I was bricking it, not least because I looked like a pillock;
And this was performing at the Stockton Riverside Festival a good few years back. It was just before we went on and was the biggest crowd I'd ever performed in front of. Needless to say and I was bricking it, not least because I looked like a pillock;
